Friday, September 02, 2005

Orandum Est Ut Sit Mens Sana In Corpore Sano

The purest of Swiss team sports, Hornussen, has lost its virginity. Philipp Aspiron, a sane and sound mason and Hornussen player, was caught with traces of cannabis in - I guess - his urine. This is considered doping, hence, Swiss Olympic imposed a ban of ten months on our naughty sportsman.


Philipp Aspiron is far from washing his hands of it and from walking in sack cloth and ashes. He has announced that if the accusation of Swiss Olympic are proved to be valid, he would rather give up sport than ganja.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Enjoyed a lot!
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