And that's how it works: For every new subscriber, the WoZ buys a UBS share, and so, piece by piece, the WoZ becomes the majority share holder. As I'm typing, only 1'032'998'981 subscriptions are missing. Join the movement!
Saturday, April 19, 2008
WoZ Takes Over UBS
Swiss left-wing newspaper WoZ has announced that it has started to take over the largest Swiss bank UBS. The WoZ intents to turn this avaricious yet depraved money house into the first decent major bank of the world.
And that's how it works: For every new subscriber, the WoZ buys a UBS share, and so, piece by piece, the WoZ becomes the majority share holder. As I'm typing, only 1'032'998'981 subscriptions are missing. Join the movement!
And that's how it works: For every new subscriber, the WoZ buys a UBS share, and so, piece by piece, the WoZ becomes the majority share holder. As I'm typing, only 1'032'998'981 subscriptions are missing. Join the movement!
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