Smooching For The Cause

Today, I did my first undercover smooching in a shopping centre. A certain person (I dare not to mention the person's name in this blog) asked me to assist while doing some labour action work at a this shopping centre (neither dare I to mention the centre's name), which does not treat its employees as a caring employer is supposed to. Somehow this included cuddling and snogging in the ladies underwear section and while queuing at the register. How I'm supposed to tell this my beloved Gatín? I hope the capitalistic pigs come to their senses and spare me such ordeal.