Impossible Yoga

I'm not sure if Madge is still doing it, but everybody seems still doing this Yoga thing. Yesterday, I received an e-mail from my praised flatmate, who tried to delude me into a beginners class. I have to admit that I pondered the idea of me joining this class. However, suddenly I discovered that the lady, who will be giving this class, was citing Lord of the Rings. Sorry, there are certain lines I won't cross.